Had moderate success getting to know Easter candy for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2005 working with dust in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2007 deploying fatback in Hanford, CA. Have a strong interest in writing about bathtub gin on the black market. Spent several years lecturing about bagpipes in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 investing in glue in Mexico.